What are the dumbest questions asked by passengers on a cruise ship?

Answer

Having worked in the front office on a cruise ship, here are (for your entertainment pleasure) the most rediculous questions that passengers actually ask on a cruise ship (in no particular order):

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• Does the ship make its own energy?

• Does the crew sleep on board?

• If I rent a car in one port, can I return it in the next?

• If I guaranteed an ocean view cabin, why am I looking at a parking lot? (the ship is still in port)

• What time is is 'midnight buffet'?

• How far 'are we' above sea level? (This really depends on what deck you're standing on. )

• How do I get off the ship?

• Is the water in the toilets fresh or salt water?

• "You mean I have to pay for tours?"

• Are the elevators wheelchair accessible.

• Do the stairs go up AND down?

• What side of the 'boat' do the whales come up on?

• What cable TV system does the ship subscribe to?

• Is that island surrounded by water?

• What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?

• Do I have to stay up until 2 a.m. to change my clock forward?

• [From the Photo Gallery] How do I know which photos are mine?

• Your staff is rude... How come the taxi driver didn't speak English!

• Does the elevator go to the back of the ship?

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MmmDietCoke (FAQFarm Supervisor: Cruises) More to follow as they come in! Thanks to my fellow crew members aboard our Hawaiian based ships for keeping these coming!

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