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According to the book "The Worlds Best Book" the worlds best joke is. A couple of hunter are out in the woods, when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in their sockets and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other hunter whips out his mobile phone and calles the emergency services. "My friend is dead! What can I do?" he gasps to the operator. "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead," says the operator, in a calm, soothing voice. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The hunter's voice comes back on the line and says "OK. Now what?"
Its quite funny!!!!!!
I've heard that before. this is what i think is the funniest joke:
A man walked into a bar. He saw two blonde girls (no offense) celebrating. He walked up to them and asked what they were celebrating they replied. We finished a puzzle in 2 weeks, it said on the box for 2-3 years.
get it? 2-3 years for the age, they thought it was the time!!! well, not hilerious there's probably way funnier. theit both funny!
NOT! lol