What are the lyrics for Midichlorian Rhapsody?

Answer 1

MIDICHLORIAN RHAPSODY

(c) 2004 Jeff Bohnhoff

I've got no real life, I live on Tattooine

Working for Watto - He just flaps like a buzzing bee

Open my eyes, two suns in the sky I see

I'm just a slave boy, (slave boy) I've got no place to be

And so I build a pod, build a droid

Obi-Wan gets annoyed

Where did Qui-gon Jin go?

Does the light side matter to me? to me...

Mama, just met a man - put a needle in my arm

Got a look of deep alarm

Mama, he says that I'm the one

And now he says that I must go away

Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry

If I don't win the speed-pod race tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if I were not splattered

Too late, I saw her face - and though I'm just a boy

I'll gladly be her toy

Goobye Amidala, I've got to go

Gotta go and fix the force with Qui-gon Jin

Jar-jar, ooh, (worse than See Three-pi-o)

You're surely Naboo's pride

Though I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

I see a little tin tea kettle of a droid

Boba Fett, Boba Fett, was your father named Jango?

Clones and Dooku's lightning, very very frightening me.

Master Yoda, Master Yoda

Master Yoda, Master Yoda

Master Yoda, make him go

(Send in the clones...)

I pout like a small boy, why does she love me?

He pouts like a small boy, in him what does she see?

This sad romance - just a monstrosity

Laser gun, Threepio, Kenobi, let me grow

Mace Windu! No! We will not let your grow!

(Let him grow!)

Mace Windu! We will not let your grow!

(Let him grow!)

Mace Windu! We will not let your grow!

(Let me grow!)

Will not let you grow! (Let me grow!)

Will not let you grow! (Let me grow!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Mama Schmi-o, Mama Schmi-o Tusken Raiders let her go!

Lord Palpatine has a dark suit put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can train me - just one more Jedi?

So you think you can burn me and leave me to die?

Kenobi, can't do this to me, Obi

Just gotta go dark, just gotta go dark side, it's clear...

The light side doesn't matter,

Anyone can see,

The light side doesn't matter,

The light side doesn't matter to me.

Where did Qui-gon Jim go?