What are the lyrics for humza's rap battle?

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Diary of a bad man- Rap battle- Humza vs. Ameh



Humza's part


Ameh, understand.


I'm not a bad boy, I'm a bad man.


If you had a cape you would look like batman.


Take all that off and you look like a fat man.


99 problems and my Ame is one.


Stop loving me at the age of 1.


Daal for breakfast are you dumb,


Khabi kushi, with you its ghum!


Leave me in Tesco, leave me in Netto.


You look like a black telietubbie, eh oh.


LOL


Your gonna head butt me I can tell,


Why you spit in my food,


You say oh well.


If I was shares blud you would sell.


Stick to me like you are gel,


You remind me of the woman from drag me to hell!


This is serious,


Megatron tutti.


Just had snickers,


Gonna be nutty.


Tried to get me married on Skype,


But seriously bladrins jam that hype!


Always complaining, always moan.


Saying the same thing 'why you always on the phone?'


I'm always on the phone, cos' I got friends.


It's not my fault you're old and your friends are dead.


FRIENDS ARE DEAD!


What?!


D-E-A-D!
...What!



Ameh's part



LOL, Khuta what's funny?


Contractions in my tummy.


You kick me inside, how dare you?


DISRESPECTING YOUR MUMMY!


Khabi kushi Khabi ghum!


I will deny you're my son!


Don't like Daal?!


Blud you're dumb


You say I stop loving you at the age of one!
But, I never loved you!


You are tatti under my shoe.


People say hey...


Is Humza your son?


I'm like Humza who?


I bite your ears off just like Tyson!
Laugh in your face just like M bison!


Invade your nightmares, like Freddy Krueger!


I'm under your bed, I'm boogey man,


BOOGEY BOOGER!


When you're naughty I sense it like spider man,


Then kick you like Jackie Chan


You're not a bad man you're a waste man!


I'll do a drive by in your uncle's van!


Understand, this my jam!


No matter what time or season,


I will punch you for no reason.


So...


Khabi Kushi Khabi Ghum!
You are a loser, you are dumb!


Khabi Kushi Khabi Ghum!


This is a game that I have won!


Khabi Kushi Khabi Ghum!


You are a tutti!


You are scum!


Khabi Kushi Khabi Ghum!


I own you, cos' I'm your mum!


FOOL!!!
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