Liquor and who*es
Liquor and who*es
Cigrettes and dope and mustard on bologna
and liquor and who*es
I was down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl, she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing
She said hey boy,
We should do some marrying
I said sure, but before we do
There's something you should know
(Chorus)
Then one night, down at the Legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin,
Dancin' with a lady friend.
She said hey boys,
You'd better fly the f*ck home.
I said no, 'cause of 5 little words
I swore I said to you
(Chorus)