What are the lyrics to Put a Banana in your Ear?

green santa thing:Charlie you look quite down with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown, the world doesn't have to be so gray, Charlie when your life's a mess when your feeling blue, or are in destress, I know what can wash that sad away, all you have to do is, put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: A banana in my ear?
green santa thing: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear; its true
Charlie: says who?
singer: so true once its in your gloom will diseapear the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your ear put a banana in your ear
charlie: i rather keep my ear clear
green santa thing: you will never be happy if you live your life in fear its true
charlie: says you
singer: so true when it's in the skies are bright and clear oh every day of every year the sun shines bright in this big blue sphere so go and put a banana in your eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.