Answer:
Roll out the barrow
Look at who's here
Who's made advice a stellar career
Even if it goes out of one ear
EDWINA
If you believe good manners are scary
Never you fear here comes your good fairy
Brighter than the moon's glow
She knows where the spoons go!
Write her a letter she will reply
Then you can kiss your troubles goodbye
Wiser than owls and sweeter than pie is she
She'll fill your life with roses and clovers
How can you help but go gaga over
Our dear EDWINA
Oh what a girl
Cultured as pearl
Banners unfurl
We love you EDWINA
If you've a pressing etiquette question
She's right on hand to make a suggestion
Expert on all issues
Carries extra tissues
Write her a note and stamp it with care (care)
Send it along by land, sea or air (air)
Happiness is and absolute guarantee
If you need tips on proper behavior
Sit back, relax, 'cause here comes your savior
Praised be her name
Dear EDWINA
(DIALOGUE)
Beautiful queen of thank you and please
Take all our hearts we'll give you the keys
You make the world a breezier place to be
Your good advice is such a sensation
Notice the niceness sweeping the nation
All thanks to you
Grey skies are blue
Our love is true
Dear EDWINA
Dear EDWINA