Answer:
Rumor spreadin' round. In that Texas town. About that shack outside La grange. And you know what I'm talkin' about. Just let me know, if you wanna go. To that home out on the range. They got a lot of nice girls there.
A haw, haw, haw, haw! A haw, haw, haw!
Well, I hear it's fine if you've got the time. And the ten to get yourself in. A haw, haw! And I hear it's tight, most every night. But now I might be mistaken. A haw, haw!
Yeah, ah have mercy!
(Music the rest of the song)