What are the lyrics to literally the viking song?

Answer 1

Literally: The Viking Song

Was the summer of 793

When we sailed across the great North Sea.

Comets crossed the skies that night;

Must've known something wasn't right.

We arrived upon the English shore

And offered friendship,

But we wanted more.

Yes! So much more.

We're tearing up the place tonight. Literally.

We're going to set this sleepy town alight. Literally.

We'll kill and steal and burn and drink,

'Cuz us Vikings don't care what you think! Woe, woe, woe.

Let me in now, won't you please?

We're here to raid your monastery.

We're primed and ready to attack

And we love how monks just don't fight back!

You'll die or become a slave to me

(Though our slaves often get chucked in the sea

If the boat's heavy! ) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna lose your head, my friend. Literally.

We're gonna getcha in the end. Literally.

And I'll drink a toast from your skull

"Cuz we're Vikings and that's how we roll! Woe, woe, woe.

We're gonna paint the whole town red (Literally)

With the blood of the dead! Literally.

We'll take everything that you own

And get back on our ship and go back home. Woe, woe, woe

We're going home.