1) They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why I am dressed like a pirate in this restaurant
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving...
check it out gas prices going up sky ditched my used sub compact for a 2 wheeled ride now im rolling eco frendly but i still look bad when the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had...
The "new car" one is: Well, I was shopping for a new car, Which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack, So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact...
Pirate Restaurant (wearing pirate hats)
Married my Dream Girl (hat on furniture)
Eco-Friendly Bike ( ??? )
Clunker Car (hat in back seat)
Renaissance Faire (Hat on drum cymbal)
Rock Star (??? )