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Well I married my Dream Girl, I married my Dream Girl, but she didn't tell me her credit was bad, so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb, I'm living in the basement at her mom and her dad's, no she can't get a loan for a respectable home, because my girl defaulted on her old credit card, if she'd gone to free credit report.com, I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.