They say a man should dress up for the job he wants -
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea!
Should have gone to freeeeeeeee credit report dot com
(background) Yeeehaw!
I could have seen this coming at me
Like an atom bomb!
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end selling fish to tourists in t-shirts!