At work:
1. Hang a Klan outfit in full view of everyone that walks by his office.
2. Saturate his desk chair with spray adhesive, it stays very sticky long term.
3. Slightly loosen his bleader valves, just slightly.
4. Get a group of buddies to help you turn his car sideways between two others.
5. Jump him and glue his hands to his face.
6. Fill one of his cigarettes with tobacco / pot mixture. Everyone will smell it!
7. A little g** p**n sticking out bottom of desk never hurt anyone.
8. If he is a racist, make sure one black woman knows it.
9. Tie him up turn off the lights and lock the door.
10. Wire his office door handle to the nearest electrical outlet.
At home:
1. Late at night, light a roll of 1000 black cats outside his bedroom window. Do this night after night.
2. Using vegetation killer write "P****rt" on his lawn, Heavily.
3. Set off his car alarms in the middle of the night for weeks at a time.
4. Turn off his water main at the meter.
5. Vaseline, windshield, get it.
6. Sand in fuel tank.
7. Potato in exhuast.
8. While it's raining at night, drop off a bunch of bags of concrete in his driveway and yard, you gotta throw them hard.
9. Print fliers explaining how this person is so bad, name address phone number etc. Everyone in the neighborhood needs one.
10. Superglue filled key holes.
11. A few holes in his exhuast.
12. Trash day, tie the full bags to his rear bumper. Maybe they won't notice.
13. Remove a small patch of shingles at peak of roof on backside only.
Works especially well with vaulted ceilings. Its expensive. The water damage I mean.
14. Draw something in his driveway with vaseline.
15. Follow them around, make them think they are being followed. Paranoid people do crazy things.
Peacefully Disgrunted, Clam and collected. I will be OK.