What are the words to Stanley and the Pineapple?

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Pineapple: Watch your step there, wouldn't want you to squish me!
Stanley: Woah, what?
Pineapple: Don't be afraid. I'm just a delicious pineapple. What's your name?
Stanley: Stanley.
Pineapple: Nice to meet you, Stanley. I fell from the sky. Isn't that interesting?
Stanley: You, you fell from the sky?
Pineapple: Lot's of fruits fall from the sky.
Orange: (falls from sky) Hey guys!
Pineapple: Hi Orange! This is Stanley. He's real nice.
Orange: Hey Stanley! I'm a delicious orange!
Stanley: It's nice to meet you both.
Cucumber: (falls from sky) Uh-oh, I split in two!
Pineapple: Well, that's just bad luck, Cucumber.
Stanley: Are, are you okay?
Cucumber: Probably not I think I'm gonna die now. Bye guys!
Orange: Bye Cucumber!
Pineapple: Aw, you didn't get to meet Stanley. He's real nice.
Cucumber: Hey Stanley, sorry I couldn't stay longer, but I gotta go to Heaven now. (dies.)
Pineapple: He ain't goin' to Heaven.
Orange: Cucumbers have wicked souls.
Stanley: I should probably get going now.
Pineapple: Why don't you take Cucumber with you? Make yourself a nice salad.
Stanley: Uh, no thanks.
Pineapple: Suit yourself. I bet he's delicious.
Orange: I don't know he really let himself go. He could be NASTY.
Papaya: (falls from sky.) Hey guys!
Pineapple: Why'd you come here Papaya nobody likes you.
Papaya: Awww...

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