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this is one that me and my bestest friend made up. it goes to the tune of the abc song.
abc just as easy as 123, my momma takes care of me, baby you and me, ooh ah i wanna piece a gum, gum to chewy i wanna clean a shooey, shooey to brown i wanna hurt a clown, clown too scary i wanna meet Larry, Larry too green i want some sunscreen, sunscreen too gooey i wanna go mooy, mooy too weird i wanna grow a beard, beard too long i wanna play PING pong, ping pong too hard i wanna body guard, body guard too close i wanna piece a toast, toast got burnt i wish i had learnt to close my eyes and count to 10 and if we mess up we'll start all over again, it goes, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, we didn't mess up so that's the end!!
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