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- Yo momma so stupid that she thinks taco bell is a Mexican telephonge company
- Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
- Yo momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.
- Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
- Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
- Yo momma like a Bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
- Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
- Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
- Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
- Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
- Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
- Yo momma so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo momma so fat that when she stepped onto the scales it said "I want your weight not your phone number"
- Yo momma so fat that when she turned around your house missed 3 days of sunlight
- Yo momma so fat that when she turned around it was her birthday
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How did the your mom jokes start?
well i shagged your mom and when you pissed me off i started the "your mom" jokes
Where can one find Your Mom jokes online?
One can find "your mom" jokes online at various different websites. One can find "your mom" jokes online at websites such as Comedy Central Jokes and EVE Search.
What are mom jokes?
Your Mom is so old, her school textbooks said the moon was made of cheese.
How did people come out with the your mom jokes?
Well 'Your Mom' jokes are pathetic and so most people just make up anything to go with the joke. It doesn't even make sense most of the time.
How does George Lopez come up with his jokes?
he buys them off his mom. BY:M.O.O
What is morer food for milk and alternatives?
Cheese? Butter? Milk? Your mom!!? Jokes
What are three ways that Peter's mom reacts to his jokes?
The three ways that peters mum reacts to his jokes are she laughs in his face.. walks off and says there stupid joins in with the jokes and trys to make up some of her own
Why do your mom jokes exist?
I guess it's because they were popular back in your mom's time, when a sense of humor didn't exist! Peace out, Marissa
Who started the your mom jokes?
I don't think it is attributed to one person - whoever they are is a freekin genius!
What are some good zezima jokes?
Zezima threw ice cubes at his mom, and said ice barrage.
What are three ways Peter's mom reacts to his jokes in Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing?
"Very funny Peter!"
Good tricky evil jokes?
1. last night i did you mom..... a faver! buy making you... a sandwich!they should respond: what you did my mom! what you made me a sanwich! oh wait that's not right...
