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Eat more fiber (or take Metamucil or the like) and drink more liquids.
Keep baby wipes close at hand for use in such instances.
Trim any extra hair around your anus shorter.
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When can you lick dingleberries?
whats a dingleberry
Are dingleberries poisonous?
Dingleberries are not real berries. They are clots of feces or manure caught in the hair or fur around the anus. The term 'dingleberry' is also used as an insult, meaning stupid.
What type of stress occurs when members are pulled apart?
dingleberries
What is shanzeh doing?
Tossing salad for your mom. (source: "Salads and DingleBerries Part 2")
What kind of food were in the 1790?
Niall Horan food.
What kind of food are best for the circulatory system?
ginger,pumpkin seeds, garlic,watermelon,oranges,turmeric,vegetables,fruits,
What is the red pimple on butt?
That would most likely be a grundle, a crimson anal outgrowth that consumes dingleberries in hopes of cleansing that dirty anus entrance.
What broncos players used to play for the patriots?
Hayden Faith, Charlie Gable, Austin Keenan, and Chris Burch... 16 dingleberries and 14 microwaves
What toilet paper does not leave dingle berries?
If it says "strong" it won't fall apart and leave dingleberries. If it says "soft" or "softer" you are just asking for a dingleberry forest
What is the average speed of ferry?
Ferries may range in speed from slow vessels of 10 knot(18.5 km/h) or less to ultrafast dingleberries with speeds exceeding 60 knots (110 km/h).Read more: ferry
How to pick your dingleberries?
To remove your dingleberries from the crack of your rear end you must take your index finger and thumb of your dominant hand, squat (so your cheeks open somewhat), locate the dingleberry, pinch it with your thumb and index finger, and simply pull away from the anus. The hairs attached to your dingleberry will most likely come with the poo. Picking dingleberries may also cause a little bit of pain, but it is the most efficient way. You can also get a friend to use scissors and cut the hairs attaching your berry to the anus, but I am not sure he/she would want to do so. Always make sure to wipe very well so you do not leave any poop in your butt. The butt is a lovely part of the body, and the last thing you want are little balls of poop attached by hairs in the butt.- or you can go in the shower and wash yourself.
