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∙ 8y agoLions and pigs are not compatible. They cannot breed.
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∙ 8y agoYou get an Elephino.
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∙ 6y agoSwimming Trunks.
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∙ 9y agoYou get a trunk line.
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∙ 8y agoA rhinophant.
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∙ 14y agoeleph-ino
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∙ 14y agoelephino
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∙ 13y agoA Moion!
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Why an elephant want cross a bridge?
To get bananas
You have four legs like an elephant you have a trunk like an elephant you look like an elephant but you aren't an elephant who are you?
You are a car!
Why did the elephant need a credit card?
Because he was a "charging elephant."
What are the best Elephant Jokes?
Who knows what the best Elephant Joke is, but here are a few from around the internet and from Joke Books you may want to look at.One Liners-How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? -Your nose is touching the ceiling.-How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?-You wake up squashed against the wall.-How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?-By the "E" on his Pyjamas.-How do you know if an elephant's been in your bed?-There's a pile of rubble where your bed should be.-What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Kangaroo?-Great big holes all over Australia.-What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?-"Look, there's 500 elephants coming over the hill."-What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants with sunglasses coming over the hill?-Nothing, he didn't recognise them.-Why didn't the elephant cross the road?-He didn't want to be mistaken for a chicken.-How do you get down from an Elephant?-You don't, you get down from a Horse.-How do you get down from an Elephant?-If it lumbers over to Paris, just jump onto the Eiffel Tower.-What's harder than getting an Elephant in the back seat of your car?-Getting a pregnant Elephant in the back seat of your car.-What's harder than getting a pregnant Elephant in the back seat of your car?-Getting an Elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car.Other JokesKnock Knock Man: Hey, you smashed my door!Elephant: Sorry.Knock KnockWho's there?Elephant.Elephant Who?Elephant.Don't you have a surname?Nope.Do you wanna get one?Nada.Why not?Can't be bothered.Fine.Fine.I'm gonna fix the door now.You do that.Indeed, I will.Fine.Fine.An elephant was walking along a river, when he saw a turtle standing there. With all the force he could muster, he kicked it, and it shot into the mountains. A passing zebra remarked:"Why did you do that?""I recognise that as the same turtle that bit me on my leg 44 years ago," said the Elephant."Wow, what an amazing memory!""Yes, turtle recall."An elephant was walking into the city, causing alot of disturbance from the people living there, but it did not care. It lumbered through a big park, knocking down a tree and crushing a see-saw, nearly killing two small children, before it ran out on to the road, where it felt something squishy under his foot. He lifted it up to look at it, and the dying chicken croaked "Hey ... this is my road ..."
What is a baby elephant after she is eight weeks old?
A 57 day old baby elephant.
Is there such thing as a elaphino?
no there is not, but if there were is would be a cross of an elephant and a rhino
What eats more an elephant or a rhino?
a rhino has a smaller stomach than an elephant, so elephant is the answer.
Who hold the worlds record for memorizing the most numbers of pi?
the same answer you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant elifphino
Does a rhino weigh more than an elephant?
The rhino would win because it has a sharp weapon to stab the elephant with, of course!!!
Is a Rhino as intelligent as a Elephant?
No
Who will win if an elephant and a rhino starts fighting?
A rhino will win because a rhino has horns.
Who would win a fight rhino ore elephant?
elephant
Can a rhino kill an elephant?
It is very likely that it can. A rhino on the rut has a sharp enough horn that could gore the elephant to death. If the elephant approaches the rhino, the rhino would have enough strength to let its horn pierce through the elephant's skin.
What is big grey and not an elephant?
i think it is a rhino
Is a rhino's horn and elephant tusk made of the same substance?
No, an elephant's tusk is ivory, while a rhino's horn is made up of compressed hairs.
Who will win in a fight between Hulk and Elephant?
Elephant is taller and thicker than Rhino. Elephant has two sharp irremovable tusks, and has indestructible big ears, and has thicker arms than Rhino. But Elephant has no match for the meaner Hulk.
Who is stronger elephant or rhino?
Elephants are quite a bit bigger and heavier than rhinos. Elephant males in musth(=rut) have been known to kill rhinos as well as livestock.It could kill a rhino if it trampled the rhino to death or charged at it before the rhino charges at it. The elephant also has a weight advantage and thicker muscles.
