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What episode of Wizards of Waverly Place is The Funky Hat song from?
The Funky Hat Song is from the New Employee episode. This is the one where Harper gets turned into a serving wench, only to have the spell reversed while working in the frozen yogurt store.
Whats that? A Hat? Crazy Funky Junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Trying to look like Keira Knightly. We've been there, We've done that. We see right through your funky hat!