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A man went to a preacher's home to ride a lizard. The man saw the lizard he was to ride and after not seeing the preacher, decided to mount anyway. He then said, "Giddy-up." The lizard did not move. Just then the preacher heard him and came out. The preacher said, "In order to make the lizard go, you must say the name of Jesus. In order to make it stop, you must say the name of God." And so the man said the name Jesus and the lizard began to trot like a horse. The man then noticed the louder and faster he said Jesus, the faster and harder the lizard ran. He was so distracted by the fun that he was having that he did not notice the cliff ahead. When he did finally noticed, he yelled "Whoa! Stop! Whoa!" but the lizard kept going. Finally, he remembered. "GOOOOODDDDD!" The lizard stopped less than an inch from the edge of the cliff. He wiped his brow. "Jesus Christ!"
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What is lizard pee?
Lizard pee is the urine of a lizard.
What adjectives should to describe lizard?
creative lizard ,skedaddle lizard
What family does a lizard come from?
what family does a lizard belongs to what family does a lizard belongs to
How do you divide lizard into syllables?
lizard
How do you say 'red lizard' in other languages?
AnswerRed Lizard in Spanish- rojo lagarto. (rojo = red, lagarto = lizard)Red Lizard in Latvian - sarkana ķirzaka (sarkana = red, ķirzaka = lizard)Red Lizard in Russian - красная ящерица (красная = red, ящерица = lizard) red lizard in Tagalog( Philippine national language)- pulang butiki( pulang=red in color, butiki=lizard)
Solve this riddle yinflg ifaems dsclae zlirda?
Hi, In the second set of letters the "i" should be an "l" (L) flying flames scaled lizard..........Dragon Hope this helps xx
What is the answer to your riddle?
"The answer to my riddle" is not specific....Whose riddle? What riddle?
What are riddles if riddles aren't riddles but a riddle is a riddle yet the riddles don't make sense like a riddle should?
Taking out the word riddles makes this What is life if life isn't life but a life is a life yet life doesn't make sense like life should? This riddle makes no sense- a riddle is a riddle. a riddle is not, not a riddle because a riddle is a riddle. This riddle acts as if riddles are different than riddle (no s). To answer the riddle I would answer: Riddles are riddle.
What is the riddle answer to the riddle on Club Penguin?
the riddle is mogul
What is a puzzling question and rhymes with middle?
riddle
What is a riddle where the answer is observing?
A quaint riddle is where the answer is in the riddle. There are many of riddles like this. A riddle that the answer is right in front of you is called is collection riddle. There are many of riddles that are like that.
What is a riddle and a riddle answer?
life
What is the opposite of a riddle?
An answer to a riddle.
Is for the riddle a prepositional phrase?
Yes, it can be. For example, "He was seeking an answer for the riddle" (to the riddle).
What is lizard pee?
Lizard pee is the urine of a lizard.
What is a riddle rhyme?
A riddle that rhymes.
Where is the Riddle Branch Library in Riddle located?
The address of the Riddle Branch Library is: 637 First St, Riddle, 97469 M
