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What is a comedian Steven Wright joke?

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"I was playing poker with tarot cards last night. I got a full house and four people died."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"I got a dog, it's a paranoid retriever, I throw something and it brings back everything it can find because it wasn't sure what i threw".

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