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One day a lady was out side digging a hole in the ground and her neighbor asked " What are you doing?" The lady replied "I am burrying my dead goldfish" and her neighbor replied "Well that is an awful big hole for a goldfish!" and the lady said "I know, your stupid cat swalloed it and the freaking cat choked to death!!!"
There is a few different cat jokes. The best cat joke would be "What is it called when a cat wins a dog show".
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Why did the cat laugh?
because the cat had heard a joke
What are some good cat jokes?
You can find several good cat jokes online at Catster. One joke is " Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
What do you get when you cross a cat with a pickle?
"What do you get when you cross a cat with a pickle?" is an old, silly joke. The answer is that you get a picklepuss.
If a bee a cat and a lion race who will win it a joke?
it will be the bee
What is a good did you hear the joke?
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear the joke for today.
What is the best joke against a guy in the world?
Grumpy cat 😤🐈
Who was the first to touch a cat?
If this is a joke its not funny. If this wasn't a joke, pick up the phone and dial a the phone number for the nearest Mental hospital MOUSE
Why is a cat easier to pick up then an elephant?
this is a joke, yes? Of course it is. A cat is quite obviously much lighter than an elephant.
How can you have a good Hygeine?
Joke!
What doesn't make a good joke?
you say "make" when you make a joke but you say "do" when some one else makes a joke
What are the release dates for A Wringing Good Joke - 1900?
A Wringing Good Joke - 1900 was released on: USA: December 1900
What are the release dates for A Wringing Good Joke - 1903?
A Wringing Good Joke - 1903 was released on: USA: January 1903
