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a farmer and his wife are riding on their horse up a steep hill. the horse stops and doesnt move. the farmer jumps off the horse, and flicks the horse in the face. "thats strike one!" the farmer gets back on the horse and starts up the hill again. after about 2 minutes the horse stops. the farmer jump off the horse and punches it in the face. "thats strike 2." the farmer gets back on the horse and the horse starts up again. after about 1 minute the horse stops, and the farmer shoots the horse. then, the wife says "now how are we going to get on the top of the hill?" the farmer flicks his wife in the face. "that's strike one!"
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