You can't tell a short people jokes...they always go way over their heads.
Blonde jokes are short because if you were to have a joke that goes on and on the person whom you are telling the joke to will lose interesteds in what you are telling him/her.
Start with a joke, but only if it is funny. Try it out on someone first. Don't tell them what it is for, just tell the joke and see if they laugh. Thank whoever you need to thank next. Then get into the body of why you are there. Are you introducing someone or something, etc. Crack a joke here or there to keep the audience interest, but make them short and nonoffensive. No one wants to hear an emcee go on and on and on. Keep your statements short and use as little detail as possible unless it is necessary, of course. Stay up beat and real, not dull and monotone. Close with a thank you or a joke and a thank you!
a prank
yeah...
Tell a joke.
I wanna be just like you..... they wont know what to think, no response
look in his pants
It means to tell the secret or joke to someone else
yes
gag
gag
It's not supposed to mean anything. It's a joke.