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Person 1 - Knock knock.
Person 2 - Who's there?
Person 1 - Banana.
Person 2 - Banana who?
(repeat it as shown below)
Person 1 - Knock knock.
Person 2 - Who's there?
Person 1 - Banana.
Person 2 - Banana who?
(and repeat again)
Person 1 - Knock knock.
Person 2 - Who's there?
Person 1 - Banana.
Person 2 - Banana who?
(not this time, read carefully)
Person 1 - Knock knock.
Person 2 - Who's there?
Person 1 - Orange.
Person 2 - Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
This is a good knock knock joke to play on someone if you didn't know it or have never played it on somebody, I guess.
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∙ 13y ago
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∙ 13y agoWilliam Shakespeare created the Knock-Knock joke. The first recorded use was in Act two of his famous play wright, Macbeth. After the murder of king Duncan, a drunken scottish man knocks on the door of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth. The joke was in the exact same format but written in early Modern English. Shakespeare often threw in low-brow humor in his plays to captivate the audience. If the plays got boring, the audience would loose interest resulting in the loss of his reputation and money.
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∙ 11y agoThe knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honoured "call and answer" exercise. It is a roleplay exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit. The standard format has five lines:
- The punster: Knock, knock!
- The recipient: Who's there?
- The punster: A response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor)
- The recipient: A repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor Who?)*
- The punster: The punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?!).
* To get this example joke, you have to know that Dr. Who is a television character.
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∙ 12y agoKnock Knock. Who's there? Cow's Go. Cow's Go Who? No, Cow's Go Moo.
Knock Knock. Who's there. Banana. Banana who. Knock knock. Whos there. Banana who. (Repeat Multiple times). Knock knock. who's there. Orange. Orange who. Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?
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∙ 9y agoBelow is a list of few knock knock jokes:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
No! Cows go Moo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old Lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow great yodelling!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!
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∙ 12y agoKnock knock
Who's there
Cows go
Cows go who
No silly, cows go moo!
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∙ 13y agoKnock Knock,
Who's there,
Smell mop
Smell mopwho
Haha u sed smell my poo!
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∙ 14y agoKnockKnock
Whos there??
Big ish
Big ish who
not today thanks!
(big issue- the magazine people try to sell in town) :D Xo
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∙ 12y agoKnock knock.
Who's there?
"F".
"F" who?
"F" you.
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Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting cow who MOOOO!
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What is a good and funny and perverted knock knock joke?
Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
What is the kids best knock knock joke of the day?
Knock, knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!
What is a good frog joke?
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
What are some good Mario knock knock jokes?
Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.
What is a good knok knok joke?
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito
What is the name of the joke that goes knock knock whos there Justin Justin who Justin time for the party?
It's called a 'knock knock' joke.
What is the dumbest joke ever?
Knock knock...
What is the joke with the interrupting cow?
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
Did William Shakespeare invent the knock knock joke?
knock knock Who's there? Yes, it was indeed Shakespear that invented the knock knock joke, first using the format in one of his plays. Possibly, anyway.
According to the joke what follows Knock Knock?
Whos there
Why does it depend on the person who is telling the knock knock joke?
because some people forget the joke and/or tell it wrong
Finish this joke knock knock who there p p who?
Superguy.
What is a lion knock knock joke?
knock knockwho's thereI'm lionthan tell me who you really are then.
What is the best knock knock joke your adults?
knock knock whos there Dork Dork who Dorky Whale
Knock knock Who s there Possum Possum who?
This is part of a joke. The answer to this joke can not be answered because some people have different answers to it.
What is the funniest anti joke?
Knock Knock Who's there James Come in!
What is the best practical joke?
knock knock jokes are probally the best
