Answer:
Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty!
(the minions cheer)
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
(the cheers stop)
Gru: I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.
~
Gru: Hello, Fred. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
Fred McDade, neighbor: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go.
Gru: Except when they're dead. (laughs)
Gru: Just kidding! Oh, it's true, though