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OK here's a funny one: there is a blond a brunette and a red head and they all just escaped from jail. There running from the police when they find a barn, they go in and find three potato sacks, so they each get in one. A little while later the cops show up, the cops say "lets kick those bags to see if anybody's in them." The cops go up to the first bag and kick and they hear "Meow" they say oh there's just cats in here. They kick the second bag and hear "woof" they say oh there's just a dog in here. They kick the last bag and hear "potatoes."
There was this blonde and she wanted to get her hair done. She goes to a barber and asks to get her hair layered. Later, when the barber got to the top of her head, he asks her to take off her headphones. She does not listen. Finally, after he asked her two more times and she still didn't listen he decided to take them off so he could finish. When he got done the blonde fell over dead. He picked up her headphones to find out what she was listening to and the speakers said over and over again, "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in. breathe out..." By: Me!!!!!!
a blonde asked a man what dose idk mean and the man answered i dont know the blonde says omg no body knows
a blode needed the time so she asked a red head what time it was she said 4:15 the blode says you know whats weard ive been asking this question all day and i get a diffrent answer