you buy fat cantelopes and shine them so much so you can see yourself then by the time you do that you might need to go to the bathroom
open a window then jump out the window
A room in your house, a porta potty, or a public bathroom. A place were you do your buisness.
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What you do is you find a nice patch of bushes where no one can see you and go.
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