What is the best answering machine message?

Answer:

Heyy!! or Whats up!! or Hello? .. ( wait about 3 seconds ) Psychhhhh im not here right now so leave a message.

You Have reached the President's phone. Please leave a message. Oh-and any messages that displease the president will be arrested by the FBI, CIA, and the SWAT team.

This phone will self-destruct after the beep. Please leave a message while you are still alive.
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First answer by Wikimanwastaken. Last edit by Cometster. Contributor trust: 8 [recommend contributor recommended]. Question popularity: 37 [recommend question].