**Read this whole list if you want funny excuses**- The best answer is just tell the truth.
- Kids always think their teachers are too dumb to know when they are being lied to - think about this for a minute.
**That out of the way, here are some dumb excuses you can laugh at**- Say you didn't have time due to a member of family being ill
- "I'm sorry, I must not say. The government has sworn me to secrecy.
- My fish Barney died.
- I ran it over with my Grandpas car.
- I dropped it in a muddy puddle on the way to the bus.
- It flew out the bus window as I was madly trying to finish it.
- We ran out of toilet paper.
- It got lost on the computer and I busted my flash drive.
- I dropped it in the toilet.
- My mom said no.
- My Dad accidentally put it in his briefcase and took it to work.
- I left it at Mom's house when she took me back to Dad's house.
- My locker is jammed and I can't get my homework out of it.
It would be best to simply tell the truth about why you did not do your homework. Teachers can often tell when someone is being dishonest, so lying would not make the situation any better. Whatever you do, don't use the "my dog ate it" excuse."