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The best joke is...
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
Only joking, the best joke ever is...
Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"
"Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot.
"OK," says the hunter, "now what?"
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Finally, someone else that watches that show!
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∙ 14y agoif ur a kid it would be Q:why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
A: to get to the bottom
if ur an adult Q: what is the difference between santa clause and Tiger Woods
A: Santa stopped at 3 ho's
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Have you ever heard the joke about the bin?
no
A joke that will make you laugh?
Jokebutton.com is the best joke site i have been on
Do you say 'to do a joke' or 'to make a joke'?
you say to MAKE a joke when you invent one but you say "do" when it is someone else's joke. Actually, nobody ever says "to do a joke" unless they have only very recently started learning English.
What is the best ever Monty Python joke?
See "Self Defense Against Fruit" sketch. There's a ton of good Monty Python jokes in there.
What is the best joke you can think of?
dont no do you
What are the release dates for The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980?
The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 was released on: USA: 1980
What actors and actresses appeared in The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980?
The cast of The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 includes: Army Archerd as himself George Burns as himself Jack Lemmon as himself
What team is Shaquille O'Neal on?
The best team ever... The Boston Celtics! No joke he's NO.36
What team is Shaquille O'Neal on?
The best team ever... The Boston Celtics! No joke he's NO.36
Why do airlines think they have the best movies?
Because nobody ever walks out on them HAHA math joke (:
What is the greatest prank?
Saying "Gotcha" whenever you hear the word is. I tried it and it was super funny! Best joke ever!!!
Have you ever heard the joke about the bin?
no
Have you ever heard the joke?
Yes.
What is the best joke that you have ever heard?
What is black and white, then black and white, and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
What is the shortest joke ever?
It is a two word joke, and it is known to go...womens rights.
What are the ratings and certificates for The Greatest Joke Ever - 2010 V?
The Greatest Joke Ever - 2010 V is rated/received certificates of: Canada:G
What is the best Ross Kemp joke?
Ross Kemp is a joke.
