How do you make a Trombone sound like a french horn?
Put your hand in the bell and play all of the notes wrong.
This is coming from a horn player, btw
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The most funniest joke is you misspelling 'funniest'.
How do spot a blind man on nudist beach? It's not hard.
why doesn't the queen shake with this right hand?because its mine!
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why did god make blacks stink?so blind people can hate them to!
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Is that a joke?
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Allah.