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What is the funniest joke in world?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A man comes home from work, thirsty, and finds no beer in the refrigerator. He goes to his wife and says, "There's no beer in the refrigerator. I work hard all day, come home thirsty, and find no beer," She says "Uncle Freddy drank the last one, and I didn't have time to get more." He says, "Well, that's the last straw. He's got to go." She says, "Then tell him, he's your uncle." He says, "My uncle? I thought he was your uncle!"

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A waitress has a customer in her diner, a slight, unassuming truck driver. As she brings the trucker his food, three members of a motorcycle gang enter the diner. Seeing him sitting alone, they walk over and proceed to take his food. One takes his sandwich, one takes his pie, and the other takes his coffee. He just looks at them, gets up, pays his check, and leaves. A minute later, the waitress comes over to the table and one of the toughs laughs and says "Not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress looks out the window and says:"Not much of a truck driver, either - he just ran over three motorcycles in the parking lot."

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Winter Humor

A man in rural Alaska looks out the window and sees it is still snowing.

It has snowed for 10 days, and his cabin is barely higher than the snow drifts.

"Oh, man. If they don't get that snowplow here soon, I'm gonna go crazy."

"Too late," says his dog.

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