1) The state of a man's penis when it is not erect;
2) The foreskin of a man's penis.
Examples: "The cold water in the pool sure gave me a flerg"; "Aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a flerg."
Other possibilities
According to the Urban Dictionary, "flurch" is when you fart and accidentally soil your pants. And a "flurge" is a cross between a flush and a purge -- which doesn't make a lot of sense in the context of the skit.
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A clever writer realized that, by planting a fake word, they could generate thousands of Google hits about SNL.
Even more possibilities
Flirg -- it stands for the "First Lady Is Really Gay" or "First Lady Is Really a Guy."
Flirge: "First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected."
FLRG: F'ing Liberal Repulsive Girl
Quote in context:
Poehler as Clinton: "And don't refer to me as a [flurge]. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
Fey as Palin: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.' "
Poehler as Clinton: " 'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.' "
And yet more responses from WikiAnswerers
1) The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).
2) A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the "urge" to become "flaccid" in heterosexual males.
Example: "Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles."
Saturday Night Live used the word flurge in a skit that had two first ladies in it. Saturday Night Live never explained its meaning. The word Flurge is not in the dictionary.
Uh, there are lots of guys from Saturday Night Live.
The duration of Saturday Night Live is 1.5 hours.
No, KISS has never appeared on Saturday Night Live.
No. Tupac has never been on Saturday Night Live. = ~ (
Saturday Night Live used the word flurge in a skit that had two first ladies in it. Saturday Night Live never explained its meaning. The word Flurge is not in the dictionary.
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No, Lucas Cruikshank is not on Saturday Night Live.
Uh, there are lots of guys from Saturday Night Live.
The duration of Saturday Night Live is 1.5 hours.
No, KISS has never appeared on Saturday Night Live.
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Ryan Shiraki has: Played Taddli audience member in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Norman Ng in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Roxburry dancer in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Lexon Paradox engineer in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Reporter in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Audience member behind ladder in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Audience member in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Student in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Guest in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Qua Ling in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Earl Agus in "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. Played Rianna the Hairdresser in "Get Him to the Greek" in 2010. Performed in "Chozen" in 2014.