Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee, but not because of his ancestry. He ate a Jeep!
That's just one more reason that the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
None such joke exists in this world we currently inhabit. It would be delightful and quite amusing if you created one such joke. I would most probably find it to be dull, though, because it would have to be a fact, and not a joke. No mortal has ever uttered a joke about Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale. It is best you forget about this question, push it aside, never think of it again, for if Chuck Norris discovers this information, surely armageddon will occur. I wish you good luck and hope you are still alive. Sincerely, Chuck Norris
Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.
I doubt Chuck Norris has tried to - however the most probable answer is no.
No, Chuck Norris is still most definetly alive and well.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Santa Claus doesn't give presents to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gives presents to Santa Claus. Aliens are real, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. When aliens come to take me away, I'm going to take them to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeated the last level on PACman, ten miles away from the game.
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