What to do if zombies attack?

Answer 1

FOR STARTERS,

Identify the type of Zombies. Fast or slow, somehow smart or of course, dumb.

SAFETY

You should cover yourself in the wrapping paper stuff. The ones with the bubbles that if you push on them they pop. Also, carry around some form of weapon or weapons. This is why guns are invented. For protection. (and war)

HOW TO SURVIVE

First, you would try to get into your house. If you're already there, smart cookie. Then you gather nonperishable food, (Stuff in cans, stuff that isn't refrigerated) and go to your room with it, don't forget a can opener. If you have stairs get a hammer and wreck the stairs as you go up. Then get pillows and blankets, and anything else you would need. Water, batteries, flashlights, even some Video Games. ;-) Then, get weapons like pointy scissors,baseball bat, and stuff. Next, get the rest of your family, people in your house. CHECK FOR ZOMBIE BITE MARKS!

When the population of the zombies at your house (grasping at the walls of the house, moaning on your lawn, coming and waiting for you to die.) starts to decrease or lessen, get into your car and open your garage after everyone is safely in your car or cars. The bigger your car, the more people it will fit. Preferably, you should have everyone in one car. If you cannot drive, oh well, try anyway, what do you have to lose and if (somehow) you save everyone and begin new life you'll be rewarded. Then, you go on a boat,(cruise?) that can hold your car.

ON THE BOAT

Sail to an island around Hawaii or some other island with a lot of humidity. With no or little zombies.Then start life over again.

FOR ALL OF YOU SCARED...

At first, when I researched this topic, I was scared out of my pants. Then I noticed. One, they would have to have muscles to move their bones, Two, the majority would be old people, and lastly, if a majority is old people, then they could just collapse on their own from frail bones.

HARDER VERSION IF YOUR NOT IN AN ATTACK NOW.

Although this is VERY unlikely to happen and that there wouldn't be many zombies because when you rot there are only bones and bones need muscle to move and dead things are called dead for a reason. Also, why would they go for you? unless you killed them. Regardless, for you who want answers...

First, you should cut off some small, unimportant part of your body, such as a finger, so the zombies would feel you're dead. Although, if they're flesh eating, DON'T DO THAT!! They will burst to or through your door. Also, slow down or occasionally stop breathing, greater chance of living. Board up everything, but on door. Preferably, you would want to be in your room. I would also suggest a room with a bathroom, but that isn't necessary. Also, in some video game with zombies, I think they barricaded the doors or openings. Then, when the amount of zombies has decreased,get to some mode of transportation that is shut off from the world. (Car or bus, but not pick up truck, zombies could grab onto the back.)Get remaining survivors and drive to the nearest dock. There, get in a boat with supplies and SPEED I mean SPEED away from there. Then, on the boat, find a small island and try to start civilization over again. When there, build some form of shelter, start a fire with dry wood, and hunt and scavenge for food.

-Zombie Researcher

Answer 2

Find a safe place to hide and gather supplies like food and water. Stock up on weapons like a Baseball bat or knife for self-defense. Stay quiet and avoid drawing attention to yourself. If possible, try to find a group of survivors to increase your chances of survival.