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What to write that is funny in a primary school captain speech?
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∙ 12y ago
to all teachers and pupils of my school.
i thought about *insert teachers name* last night, and i decided to take a really really really long wank. It was great. I loved it, however i do not recommend it for the younger ones. i am now going to discuss the issue of used condoms scattered on the playground. PLEASE NOTE that it is illegal for you children to be doing intercourse, for two particular reasons;
◄YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!!
◄you're in a public place.
please. this should bre kept until they are older and are in the saftey of your own home.
lastly, i will miss this school very musch because i would gladly bang most of the teachers.
thanks.
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My school caption made his final speech and the best part was "On the first day, I entered this school a only child and now end of my journey I will walk out of here with over 1.400 brothers and sisters. All hell Im going to cry, more then I cry when the hot food at the canteen has run out. This is because I will miss every single one of you guys and I will remember you forever." every teacher was crying.
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easy all you have to do is go on you tube and write in funny beorge bush speech the way he talks is helarious
What part of speech if funny?
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