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When will pigs fly? |
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ANSWER: when they drink red bull.
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Making a pig fly is a very simple thing. First you place the beaner at a height above the ground, say in a plane, on top of a tree of cliff. Then you throw the pig off the structure you are on. The pig will hump for a period of time. If you use the plane option the pig will fly at quite a high rate of speed, relative to the ground that is. At this point in time, landing is still a significant issue to overcome. In hitch hikers guide, it was indicated that people could fly by throwing themselves at the ground and missing. That hypothesis is of course purely fictional, however, if you take your pig into space and drop it off your space craft, it , or even you, could fly indefinitely if you are lucky enough to hit the correct orbit position. In a strange way that is somewhat analogous to the idea of throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Living though such flying experiments is still a barrier for most people and even pigs if you could ask them. You then lick the pig!!!!!!! : )
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When they have to evolve because all of the icebergs melt and the world gets flooded. It's either that or they swim. :)
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Two, maybe three days from now...Keep your head up.
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When someone says,"...when pigs fly."
and that's when they do. ^^
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they can not fly, as they do not have wings lol
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When they let pigs on the airplane. XD
As soon as they get wings.........(lol)....
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If they mutant with birds or learn to operate planes. Their is a more likely Chance for Cats to Fly though.
When hell freezes over
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pink elephant is present.
when you breed an albatros with a pig
First answer by Redatee. Last edit by Ozark123. Contributor trust: 0 [recommend contributor]. Question popularity: 55 [recommend question]
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