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Yes, I believe in the context of your question that if ifs and buts were indeed candy and nuts, we most certainly would have a Merry Christmas.
Dandy Don Meredith on Monday Night football.
We'd all have a merry Christmas
Every day would be Ertendankfest
Oh what a Christmas it'd be.We'd all have a Merry Christmas.
The plural of if is ifs. As in "no ifs and no buts".
Normally if is a conjuction, but is used as a noun in the expression ifs and buts, e.g. no ifs and buts.
You can't. No "What ifs' , No "Ands' , and No '"Buts'.
Mom to child: "Just do what I said, and I don't want to hear any ifs, ands, or buts from you!"
Himno Electronico
You go to prison, no ifs, ands, or buts.
Spock. No ifs, ands, or buts. Spock.
The word "if" is a usually a conjunction, which has no plural. However, it can be used as a noun to mean a possibility, with the plural form being ifs (e.g. no ifs, ands, or buts).
Motey Crue! no ifs ands or buts about it \m/
Typically, its a bachelors, masters, and then doctorate. However, there are a few and ifs and buts.
The word "and" is a conjunction. It can very rarely be a noun, referring to it as a word (no ifs, ands, or buts).