It was written by Christian Comedian, Mike Williams. He sold it to them and can no longer sing it in his shows.
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I wish i was an Oscar mayer wiener that is what i truly want to be if i were an Oscar mayer wiener everyone would be in love with me
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday. If you ask me why I'll say, 'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Taken from Kraft Foods' online copy of 'Fisherman' version of TV commercial.
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say 'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
http://www.beagoodmom.com/3060/oh-i-wish-i-were-an-oscar-mayer-weiner/ All i could find
Oscar Mayer
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener That is what I truly wish to be. Cause if i were a Oscar Mayer Wiener everyone would be in love, oh everyone would be in love everyone would be in love with me. after this part he say's. "Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I'd truly hate to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, there would soon be nothing left of me." then he sees the negative reactions from his friends he goes back to this. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener That is what I truly wish to be. Cause if i were a Oscar Mayer Wiener everyone would be in love, oh everyone would be in love everyone would be in love with me.
Alvin Lee wrote the song and he and his band Ten Years After did it back in the day.
Jerome Kern, Oscar Hammerstein wrote the lyrics.
Richard Trentlage, a Chicago ad man, won a contest held by the advertising firm J. Walter Thompson for Oscar Meyer Wiener with a tune called "The Wiener Song."
Music composed by Jerome Kern, lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein.
John Mayer