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Have you ever watched The Lord of the Rings? Legolas isn't black, because elves, hobbits, and leprachuans were imagined by the English, Scottish, and Irish, and they were mostly "white", though I kind of hate that term.

But hey, if you can raise such a stink over those racist keebler's and get something out of it, go for it, but watch out if you become racist yourself!

Or...The black elves are up in the office suite and board rooms, making the company a success and pulling in the bucks. The ones in the kitchen are treated fairly, with a good benefits package including a retirement plan. In the world of Keebler Elves, retirement is called shelving.

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America is still ran by "white" people and most things in fiction are white or white appearing. There are black elves in other fantasy lines. There are beings that are African vampires, African dwarves and even an "elvish" race in African culture. They are not accepted by mainstream and are often ignored. But, they do exist in mythology.

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Because of Systemic Racism in the land of elves...

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Because blacks are lazy

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Only a stupid add would say that! 85% of the people on welfare are white!!!
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