Why did the chicken cross the road?

• Plato: For the greater good.
• Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
• Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
• Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
• Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
• Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.
• Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
• Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
• Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.
• To see her flat mate. No, hang on - that was the toad.
• Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

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