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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Old Answer : to get to the other side.

New Answer : to get to his outer hide.

Lame Joke : to get to the body shop.

Or : to find a friend...he had nobody.

Or : to go to the rib joint across the street.

Or : he was just following the chicken.

Or : to go to the gay strip club to dance with the chicken!

Or : to get out of the closet. (see above)

Or , conversely :

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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