How did Santa Claus get so fat?

Answer 1

Because he eats cookies from many millions of households.

that and it helps him keep warm on that long trip he makes Christmas Eve ;)

He eats 378 million plates of cookies on one day. During the year he doesn't have enough time to lose all the weight. Also because he doesnt drink low fat milk.

Answer 2

That is a very good question. It isn't that he wants to set a bad example, but just that he eats so many treats that people leave for him. He doesn't want to disappoint the children.

If you'd like to leave out some fruit this year instead, that would be just fine.

Answer 3

Well, it isn't a secret that Santa likes food, and Mrs. Claus bakes all those Christmas cookies too! He's jolly because he has joy in his heart--the best gift ever! And he has a twinkle in his eyes-- that made Mrs. Claus fall in love with him the first time they met.

Answer 4

Because all he eats is cookies and he is supposed to be fat so go to bed.

Answer 5

No, santa works out and go's for jogs, plus he is a lady killer. The truth is he cheated on misses clause. With a blonde, air headed big meloned, get around. :)

Answer 6

Santa is so fat that he's about 5 elephants fat

Answer 7

I think it's from eating all the cookies the boys and girls leave out for him on Christmas Eve

Answer 8

He eats millions of cookies on Christmas Eve.

Answer 9

No, he works out and is really buff but everyone says he's fat.

If santa was really fat he wouldn't fit down the chimney or be able to get up again.