Robert P. Wills
Masters of Strategic Intelligence
Writer. Retired Interrogator
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I am now a retired Military Intelligence Chief Warrant Officer Four from the U.S. Army. As with most retired folks, I have moved to Kissimmee, Florida. Yes, long-suffering DW is with me too. We are enjoying the wild and crazy lifestyle that is empty read more
I am now a retired Military Intelligence Chief Warrant Officer Four from the U.S. Army. As with most retired folks, I have moved to Kissimmee, Florida. Yes, long-suffering DW is with me too. We are enjoying the wild and crazy lifestyle that is empty nesting. By that I mean on most nights we are in our pajamas by 6PM.
Along with this writing thing I am doing, I am an avid inventor with three patents under my belt (6,559,556, 7,293,681, and 8,561,951), and several innovations in my gara…. err secret laboratory. My second invention the World's Greatest Garden Hose Guide is currently available on Amazon. When I can keep it in stock. I believe my manufacturers are cleverly disguised Orcs.
If that wasn’t enough, I also have a marginally successful wand business on Etsy under the name SecondHandSorcery where customers are routinely insulted by Grimbledung. (Follow that Facebook button on the right) The odd part is that they seem to like it. Need a solid wood, custom made wand (with a warranty no less!)- give it a look.
I sell my inventions under the name SixToes Innovations- a US Veteran owned company. Buy American people!
To help in getting ideas for stories, I am now working part time at Walt’s carnival up the road. There, I am able to interact with all different types of craz…. errr wonderful tourists. Some of which end up in my stories. As Orcs, usually. Whe that happens, my alter ego Angry Warrant sometimes rants about it. (Facebook button, top right). Of course, sometimes even a lawn that goes rogue can draw the ire of Angry Warrant... read less